Union of Youth

Book Club has gone bezoomy my droogies and is reading the raskazz of Alex, a nadmenny malchick of 15, living in a nightmarish and merzky England of the future. He and his droogs roam the streets at nochy performing acts of ultraviolence and the old in-out. They have bitvas with other shaikas, tolchock (and much worse) young devotchkas, then retire to milkbars to peet moloko with drencrom and vellocet and sloosky to classical music. Eventually Alex is loveted by the millicents (after he oobivats a soomka), becomes a prestoopnik at Staja, and undergoes Ludovico’s Technique, a form of brainwashing that makes him bolnoy when he considers ultraviolence and pol. The book is A Clockwork Orange and the author is Anthony Burgess. We offer no appypolly loggy but this book is very controversial and caution (and shilarny) is strongly advised. This book has been known to cause pain in the gulliver and some may feel a malenky razdrez in the guttiwuts (thus participants must assure me that their em or pee know they are reading this book). No deng or cutter needed as Book Club is always free. So itty on down to the Klootch (Key) and use your rasoodock to govoreet like this.